As if things couldn't get any weirder in the world of Tom Cruise, they've found a way. According to The Sun of London, Tom has been anointed the "Christ" of Scientology.
Leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.
A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.
“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”
How strange. Tom and his crazies over on E. Sunset Blvd. can do whatever they want, obviously. But we're also entitled to laugh. The only question remains: who gets to crucify him?