Paula Abdul, Continued

Just one more thing. A comment by an unnamed writer whose work will at some point grace this site:

Dude

She looks like Michael J Fox

She can't stop moving

HAHA, I wish I had thought of that first.

I'm not going to rehab. Instead, I've been admitted to the hospital for "exhaustion" and an "apendicitis". RIGHT. I will try to "Be Aqequite" while I'm there.