13 June 2007

How Do You Say "It's Lima Time" In Spanish?

Earlier in the week we examined Jeff Samardzija's season, one of a man who isn't doing all that well in the minor leagues. The folks here at LIO aren't negative people. We're optimists! Case in point: some of us root for the Cubs. Well how about we take a look at our old friend Jose Lima, someone who's doing well thus far.

Minor leaguer Jose Lima, formerly of the Dodgers, Royals, Astrols, Tigers, and Mets, is just tearing up the Mexican league. Playing for the Saraperos de Saltillo, he's tied for second in the league in victories , with a 9-3 record thus far, and has a 4.04 ERA. Interestingly he's still a workhorse, as he's leading the league in innings pitched, with 107.

All this from a man who, judging by the photo above (which is his official photo), could be confused for a madman. The amazing thing is, with the likes of Chan-Ho Park () signing a minor-league deal with the Astros on Wednesday, it's only a matter of time before Lima gets another shot at the Major League level. But prospective teams should be wary - Lima's recent past hasn't been pretty. After winning the Dodgers' only postseason win in the last 19 years in 2004, Lima's lost some of his mojo. His 6.99 ERA in 2005 was the highest single-season total in baseball history for a pitcher who started 30 or more games. His four games with the Mets last season were even worse, going 0-4 with an ERA of 9.87.

Hopefully Lima will make it back to the big leagues this season, as his "Lima Time" and infectious energy makes the game fun. He gets the crowd into it like few others do. So does his singing. And his wife. And his herpes.

Let's let Lima take it away, talking about his release from the Tigers in 2002. But it could be used for his Mexican League adventures as well:

"If I can't pitch on this team--the worst or second-worst team in baseball--where am I going to pitch? If I can't start on this ballclub, I must be the worst pitcher on Earth."

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lima is also some sort of salsa singer.

The Royals RF, Mark Teahen, picked a Lima song to play when he goes up to bat.

Which is kinda funny.

gilbert said...

Es tiempo de Lima!

Keith Law said...

I think it would be "¡Es la hora de Lima!"

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Those are some A-Bombs I see

Anonymous said...

Correcton: Lima is no longer married to now ex-wife Lisa. She has a new man and a new son and Lima has a new son as well:)

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