Washington Nationals Pitcher Jesus Colome is in some serious trouble. His ass is getting kicked, - by his own body. The reliever is still in the hospital with an infection to his right buttocks. He was placed on the DL late last month with what was then termed a "soft tissue infection in a right lower extremity."
But it's now just a problem with the buttocks, and it seems to be more than just a one big butt joke.
"It's a serious situation," Nationals GM Jim Bowden said. "We pray for his buttocks and his family."There you have it. The quote of the season so far. Should we really be praying for the buttocks before the family? However you want to call it, let's hope Colome's ass, who is 4-0 with a 2.76 ERA in 40 appearances this year gets back on the field sometime soon.