Leave it to PETA to come out with a holiday e-card that only they could come up with. The veggie-lovers have come up with a way to get back at those on their naughty list in their own special way. With a tongue-in-cheek holiday e-card, that is!
In the card, a cartoon version of Vick paces across a prison yard inside a snow globe as gun-toting guards and their barking dogs keep watch. He’s wearing an orange prison jumpsuit and football helmet and dragging a ball and chain.Ah, isn’t that the holiday spirit? And say you aren’t a Vick-hater, fear not. There are plenty of other options to get your blood boiling. Other e-cards include “Cold-Blooded Colonel Sanders,” “Hairy-Kate and Trashley: the Olsen Twins,” “Pelt Pusher Anna Wintour,” “Fur Hot Kate Moss,” and “Hunter Dick Cheney.” Lovely. Doesn’t the Cheney name seem a bit lacking? They could have done better.So thanks, PETA. You’ve made the holiday season special for me this year!
When a visitor to PETA’s Web site shakes the snow globe by dragging a mouse, Vick bounces around and crashes against the globe’s dome as a commentator announces, “They got to the quarterback’s blind side there. He never had a chance.”