In last week's post about the Louisiana trial lawyers who were trying to avoid having a trial on January 7th, something was sorely overlooked: their affiliation with TigerPimpNation. In order to show just how much of a LSU fanatic they were, these lawyers exhibited their membership in T.P.N. But perhaps they should be prouder to be a member of the Louisiana State Bar, and with that in mind, maybe entering TigerPimpNation into court records wasn't the greatest idea. Just who is T.P.N.?
By day, these brothas from different mothas get they shine on and blend in like a fo' dollar cup of coffee in they surroundings. They so smooth you might work, go to church, play basketball or even be married to a Tiger Pimp, and not even realize how precarious your position is. You may think you recognize a Tiger Pimp or two but don't fool yo'self - any Tiger Pimp who catches you dangerous eyeballin' him will have no choice but to go Guerilla Pimp up side yo' head.The T.P.N. is "famous" for touring one LSU road game per season, and the crew making an in-state exception for Monday night's BCS Championship game. So if you're lucky enough to attend the game, and see these clowns, now you'll know who they are. And if you're not going to the game, you can go to their viewing party and make fun of them there as well.
Now you may be startin' to raise yo' mind to a higher level of understanding bout' the Tiger Pimps. Ya' see once a year - for one LSU football roadgame - the Tiger Pimps descend on an unsuspecting SEC opponent and pimp the living she-at outta they campus! Ain't nothing like when a Ole Miss grand-pa asks if his granddaughter can pose for a picture with 20 purple and gold playa pimps. Make 'em turn they own coed's out! That's a finesse pimp move fo' sheezy!
These guys may be ridiculous, but at least a few of them are fools as well. It's one thing to say you're a football fan in court documents. But to draw attention to this? Wrong place, wrong time. Foolish.