What would you do for NBA Finals tickets? Back in 2000 a Lakers fan tattooed “I slept with Shaq” on his forehead, and that was for tickets to the Western Conference Finals. But even that doesn’t measure up to this guy. This guy is trying to trade a night with his wife for two tickets to a game. And he's doing it on craigslist.
So says the ad, titled "trade my hot wife for 2 celts tickets!":
trade 1 night with my wife shes 5-4 105 brown hair eyes great body tanned toned very pretty girl 1 night all safe and normal stuff dinner movie drinks no drugs or crazy requests serious replies only must reply with a picture to be considered please normal guys onlyCeltics fan Kevin Cater is the worse-half of one of the most bizarre couples in all of Massachusetts. A couple of thoughts clearly come to mind. If you take the ad at face value, and assume Carter isn’t pimping out his wife for you-know-what, why would anyone give up the tickets for that? One date that you know won’t go anywhere. Furthermore, while the ad only wants to deal with normal guys, what normal guy would do this? That’s just me wondering.
Of course, what’s even more confusing is why Carter’s wife would be down for this. Let’s give her the “Subservient Wife of the Year” award, shall we. Maybe her favorite movie is Indecent Proposal. Or maybe she’s just into these kind of things...
“I’m just a hardworking guy,” he said, “who wants to get out there and support his team.”Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you should be a hardworking guy who’s about to lose his wife.