Mavs Forward Josh Howard’s disclosure of his off-season marijuana didn’t really seem to do much good. Most weren’t thrilled with the revelation, especially coming during a playoff series where he averaged 7 points below his season average. It simply wasn’t very good timing for a disclosure that wasn’t all that prudent in the first place. Nonetheless, while many were disappointed, not everyone was. And one of those who’s taking it in stride is Glaceau VitaminWater, which is endorsed by Howard.
Howard smokes pot? No problem for them! They pointed out that Howard’s a good guy, he helps out the community, etc. But in an all-too subtle approach they also suggested a new off-season routine for him.
"And if Josh is looking for a way to chill out during the off-season, we'll get him a case of VitaminWater B-Relaxed," Repole continued. "It is packed with theanine and b-vitamins, which will help him feel at ease."Oh yeah. Who needs weed when you’ve got VitaminWater B-Relaxed! That drink should catch on like wildfire now! But imagine the combination of the two. Now that’s an off-season training regimen that all NBA players can embrace.